While I Pondered Weak and Weary
Heir of Mind, Capricorn, Hufflepuff, Waterbender

I'm Lauren. I welcome you to enjoy your time on my blog! I post whatever I feel like, but scrolling down you can easily get a hold of what I have interest in. Occasionally NSFW

20. Single. Panromantic Gynosexual. Cis; female. Atheist. College student. Philosophizing, optimistic, cynical, realist.

People are people, wankers gonna wank, baby we're born this way, live life to what you think it's worth.

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Proof that no matter what nationality you are or language you speak, math still looks like a load of bullshit. 


Welcome to Night Vale - Proverbs 

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YOU DEMANDED IT! Check out the full-length official trailer for Dear White People before it hits theaters this weekend. 


baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.



THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.


  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”



Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:


  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
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some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage




an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.

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1. name: Lauren
2. birthday: December 29th
3. favorite colour: Red or purple
4. lucky number: 18
5. height: 5’9


1. last dream you remember: I haven’t been remembering dreams lately
2. can you juggle: Kinda but not really
3. art/sports/both: Love to appreciate artists and athletes for what they can do
4. do you like writing: Yeah, I quite do, if only I had the motivation
5. do you like dancing: If dancing is what you’d call what I do
6. do you like singing: Many years of singing. Lessons, competitions, choirs. I’ve lost my groove though.


1. dream vacation: Scandinavia
3. dream guy/gal: I have no clue
4. dream wedding: Some large cat, preferably a cheetah, makes an appearance. Necklaces instead of rings exchanged
5. dream pet: Domestic fox, ferret, hedgehog, sugar glider, Bernese Mountain dog, cats, and rats.
6. dream job: Therapist for people having a hard time with their gender and sexual orientation.


1. favorite song: Alive with the Glory of Love by Say Anything, Sleep Alone by Two Door Cinema Club, or Sleeping Sickness City & Colour
2. favorite album: No idea
3. favorite artist: Umm
4. last song you heard on the radio: Don’t listen to the radio
5. least favorite song: Slice by Five for Fighting
6. least favorite album: Whatever
7. least favorite artist: Somebody


1. guys/girls/both: People with vaginas and female breasts
2. hair colour: Style is what matters. But love of your hair is a must
3. eye color: Doesn’t matter
4. humorous/serious: Balance is key
6. biggest turn-off: Not taking me seriously
7. biggest turn-on: Hair style I love and being able to touch it

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formal ended up super great and my saree pleats stayed perfect the whole time!! c:

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viwan themes